Rostrum Rampage
Season 1, Episode 1
Challenge(s) Avoid being shot by dodgeballs
Winner(s) Clock and Boombox
Eliminated N/A
Episode guide
"Buckets Of Fun"
"Episode 2"

Rostrum Rampage is the first episode of Object Overload Reloaded. It was released on July 31st 2015.

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Before the challenge

The episode begins with Toothy asking his friends if they are ready to cliff dive. Coney responds with excitement, while Paper Airplane states that he while may not want to be a wet blanket, he didn't find the idea of cliff jumping as cool as he initially thought. Toothy claims that it can't be a bad idea, and the scene switches to a faraway sign labeling 'DEATH'. Fly Swat agrees with PA, but Coney reaffirms him that it will be a pitch, with Fly Swat correcting her that the correct word is cinch. Coney then pushes PA and Toothy from the cliff, turning to Fly Swat right after. She notices that his leg was attached to the same string as PA's, but didn't comment on it, leading to him launched off the cliff as well. PA and Fly Swat hit a rock and got suspended a few feet from the ground. Toothy, not being attached, hits the ground, leading to Kite who was standing nearby asking him if he's okay, with him responding "SHLARGEN...FARGEN..." She saw the suspended members of alliance and says that she'll help the suspended two. Fly Swat comments that Kite would always be there for help, which Kite replies that she is happy to, though Fly Swat states that he should have repayed her in some way, saying that they may still be suspended for ages if she hasn't helped, but Kite assures him it's fine. PA comments that apart from headaches and bruises, it's a pretty successful cliff dive anyways, followed by a dizzy Toothy yelling "SHLARGEN" again. Beside Kite was Toaster who randomly shouted "BLEEP!" before firing a big, blue string of electricity at Coney, who falls from the cliff as well, accompanied by two toasts. She is unfazed by the sudden fall, greeting the team and picking one of the toasts on the ground. Kite states that they should be more careful, as it is the third time in the week she gets them out of mess. Fly Swat makes his leader, who still being a little dizzy, take note of it. Toothy agrees and asks Coney for a spare toast, to which she lends it to him. Fly Swat apologises, but Kite states it was no problem and bids farewell, walking away. Toothy comments right after that Toaster's toasts are really good. The scene then switches to another object's point of view, watching the alliance from behind a bush then switches to said object slowly walking over to the four. It turns out to be Pumpkin trying to scare them, but he only got chuckles as a response. After a while, he asks them what's funny and Toothy replied that it's him. Pumpkin dismisses that he's not funny and asserts that he's death and despair; all that's horrifying and evil, complete with a fiery atmosphere. They disregard him and continue to chuckle at him, causing Pumpkin to leave them while feeling disappointed. Not looking at where he's going, he bumps into someone who then falls into a puddle of mud. Still in a bad mood, he yells at the object to watch where he is going, to only be horrified when said object turns out to be Lighter. He frankly apologized to him and excused his manners as a joke, but Lighter started carry him in one hand. Pumpkin tries to be aggressive and threatens to hurt him, to no avail, causing him to be thrown to his death. Boxing Glove witnessed the collision and was horrified, and Tissue walking by exclaims that he won't even ask, assuming that Boxing Glove caused it.

The next scene shows Boombox walking until he saw a button and decides to press it. A blueberry pie slowly rises out of a hidden hole, to which it was thrown at him. Marble and Soccer Ball appear behind a bush, with Marble enjoying the success of the prank and Soccer Ball saying that was a nice one. Boombox scoffs that he should have known, and even compliments them on the prank, calling it a good one. Marble exclaims that it was one of their best yet, with Soccer Ball suggesting that they should go for Melony next. Boombox thinks that the idea would be funny and tells them she's on the cliff edge. Soccer Ball thanks Boombox as the two pranksters head to the cliff edge. As they leave, Boombox tastes the pie still on his face, and thinks that it is good. The next scene shows Melony sitting alone on the cliff edge, not noticing the big boulder on top of her. Soccer Ball pops out of the bush behind her and exclaims "NOW!", to which Marble, who is still in the bush, cut the rope holding the rock. In a close call, Melony almost died from the boulder, who then walks to the two and questions about what is wrong with them, also asking if they are sadistic. Marble agreed that they went too far in the prank. Soccer Ball starts to apologize, only to stop halfway as he notices the rock falling off the cliff edge. It bounces off once it hit the ground, almost hitting Television when it lands again. He runs away in panic as the rock rolls over. Suddenly he stops, thinking on what he should do as the rock catches up to him. He saw a smaller rock that could stop the other one. He pushes it into the direction of the other rock, making it stop. A heroic music is played with Television, signifying his success in stalling the boulder. The triumph is short-lived when the stopped rock rolled back at him, making him disappointed before running again. Tiki jumps between him and the rock, assuring that there's no need to fear, since the power of nature will save them. Unfortunately, it crushes them, to which Television responds on a sarcastic tone. He jumps out of the way and is asked by Masky about what in the world was that boulder, with Television responding that he has no idea. Masky, concerned, tells him that they should warn the other objects.

Globe and Candy are shown sitting somewhere else. Candy asks Globe of what does he think of the shade of pink she shows to him, with Globe responding that it's good. Candy asks him if he really thinks so, with him silently napping for a few seconds before responding the same answer. Candy is a little confused about him and got the same answer for the third time. She yells at him and he finally comes back to his senses. He apologizes and states that they've been doing the same thing for a few hours, making him get a little tired. Candy disregards this and states that he should consider others' feelings before throwing the catalog at his face. Casey and Popcorn are then seen in a swing set talking about Snowglobe. Casey claims that isn't her fault she is considered annoying, to which she says that it is actually his. Popcorn asks if they are still talking about this, but is ignored by Casey complaining that he has no sense of humor and can't take a joke. She then notices rolling sounds and is told by Popcorn to jump out of the swing. She jumps just as the rock crushes the swings they were sitting on and is safe while Masky helps her to stand up. She thanks them, and Television tells her it's no problem before wondering where the rock went. Popcorn tells everyone that it is heading towards the forest.

On the top of a hill is Picture sitting peacefully before a ball passes by her face. Soccer Ball yells a goal and starts praising himself, which his partner Marble reacts awkwardly. Picture gets angry and tries to act out and complain that the ball would have hit her, but Soccer Ball doesn't understand the message and Marble complimenting her flowers, receiving a face palm from Picture. Soccer Ball accidentally steps on the flowers while telling Marble that they should go, and as a result rides away down the hill by her basket of flowers. Marble tells Picture they'll be back before following him. Down the hill, Top Hat is trying to teach Dusty the art of perfect posture, and tries to demonstrate before being hit by the basket with Soccer Ball on and bumping into the blackboard behind him. Dusty misinterpreted the lesson by thinking that they have to bump into the structure behind them and does the same thing, convinced that it would be the perfect posture. Marble apologizes to Top Hat who just mumbles and slowly falling from the board he landed on.

Gamey discovery

Television, Popcorn, Casey and Masky are in the forest with no idea where to start finding the rock. Despite finding the forest to be a little creepy, they continued to try and search where the rock might be. Casey starts to back out of the forest until she heard a raven's call and runs to a tree. After looking around for a few seconds, Casey asks if anyone has seen the rock. Television answers her no, but asks what is the suspicious object laying at the other side of Casey's tree. She looks at what it seems to be a lifeless object. Back at the grounds Clock that he finished the Doorway of Life and is complimented by Snowglobe saying that the invention looks awesome. Casey runs towards them and tries to tell them about the discovery in the forest, but the two are confused on what she said. Soccer Ball's basket finally halted in the forest, but he suddenly took notice on the object and asks what is that. Crayon complains that it looks gross and filthy. Clock is also shocked as he sees it as well and also asks about the mysterious thing, only for Crayon to point out that he was supposed to tell THEM what would that be, calling him a 'Mr. Smartypants' in the process. Marble asks if is it alive, so Casey pokes it with a stick to try and find out, but is slapped by Snowglobe telling her to stop. Clock tells Picture to unscrew it's back and states that the batteries are both dead. He is asked by Dusty on what he could for the object, and answers that the batteries are easily replaceable, to which Picture changes the batteries for a new pair from Clock's case.

Everything went silent for a moment. Toothy tries to comment on the idea of changing the batteries being dumb, but suddenly there is an explosion of electricity by the time he finished the sentence. The electronic object stands up and glitches for a moment before introducing itself in a strange way. Trying again, he says that he's Gamey. Globe, curious, asks where is he from. Gamey glitches again before brushing it off as easy and bugs out. He rises up again and tries to show the answer in his memory, but it turns out it's all clear, to which he finds weird. He disregards this and tells everyone that he's here to host a reality show. Kite, confused, asks, "A reality show?" Gamey explains that it is a competition show where objects can win one million bucks, interrupted by Toothy impatiently asking for the money. Gamey tells him to calm down, and by saying his name, realizes that the name sounds oddly familiar. He figures that the picture frame, the melon slice, the cone and the flyswat might be Picture, Melony, Coney, and Fly Swat respectively. Reviewing something on a list that was never seen before, he crumples it and throws it while exclaiming that they are the objects he was looking for. Toothy misinterprets this and proclaims that he does get the million dollars, but is corrected by Gamey that, if they remembered, he said something about a competition show, which means they have to earn the money. He is also asked by Snowglobe on how to earn it, and answers him by picking captains first, splitting people into teams, and in every episode, they have to participate in a challenge, athletic or mental. Toothy immediately proclaims himself as team captain, followed by Top Hat also proclaiming himself as team captain, until a huge argument broke out on who should be captain. Gamey yells at them to shut up, and since he figures that they cannot fairly decide who should be the captains, he decided to choose it by a challenge.

He presents the contestants a row of tall podiums suspended over water and says that everyone has their own podium while also stating that he'll just stay in his spot, shooting dodgeballs at them. He kicks the dodgeball equipped in his hand and pressed his red button, revealing a platform under him, raising him to around the level of the podiums, telling them to climb to their podium. Top Hat asks him on how such armless figures like him would climb to their spot, but Gamey doesn't understand this until he gets yellled at that he doesn't have arms. He tells the armless objects that they can be launched with his brand-new Contestant Cannon, bragging that he knew it came in handy. Top Hat is skeptic on the idea that they are shot out to a bloody atmosphere, but Gamey continues to put all the armless objects inside the cannon, pressing a button and covering his ears before everyone inside is sent to their respective podium, and Top Hat is surprised that the idea actually worked. Gamey, back in his platform, presses another button for a test try. The dodgeball hit Globe's platform, almost hitting Globe himself, to which Gamey found the try as perfect. He explains that the last two competitors on their platform would be team captains, no rules for the challenge, and that violence is permitted between the contestants. He begins a countdown of "Three, two, one... go!"

The challenge

After the intro, Toaster gets hit by a dodgeball, with Kite showding his name and stating that she needs to help him. She then gets knocked of her platform. Marble jumps onto Soccer Ball's platform and says "sweet".